爱妻

‘The Loving Husband...?’

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一个男人跟他一天到晚只会抱怨的妻子来到耶路撒冷渡假。

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假当中，他的妻子突然去世了。

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬仪社的人跟他说：您可以选择花$5,000将尊夫人的遗体运回您的国家，或者花 $150把她葬在这圣地耶路撒冷。

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一会儿，就跟葬仪社的人说他要把她运回家乡。

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
葬仪社的人不解地问他说：为何您宁可花$5,000把尊夫人运回家乡，而不愿意将她葬在这美好之地，而且花更少钱呢？

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答：很久以前，有一个人在这里死了，埋在这里，过了三天，他又复活了。

【圣经记述..耶稣死后第三天复活】
He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."

他继续说着：我就是不想冒这个险...